I can finally talk about this really exciting deal we’ve closed! Life Coaches Blog has been sold for USD$30 mil! In cash! What this means for Life Coaches Blog is:
1) Since we’ve been paid up in cash, I’m going to be taking a very long vacation. After my Ferrari arrives. Yes, I don’t have a license, so what. I’m rich!
2) Our blog has also been optioned for a movie, to be released in 2008. Tom Cruise has already been signed to play me (yes, I’m a Chinese kid from Asia, while he’s not, but we do look a lot alike), and at the moment $300 mil has already been confirmed for the special effects scenes alone.
3) Merchandise! Watch out for our Life Coaches Action Figures coming to a store near you very soon.
Oooh boy! Lots of heartstopping good stuff coming right up, and I can’t wait! I feel giddy…time to go chill out in my new jacuzzi. Cya!
P.S. A little late, but I wanted to get in on the action. Belated April Fools 
April 3rd, 2006 at 1:01 am
“Ha” “Ha” “Ha”
Not bad Alvin, I still managed to force 3 laughs out. Already given you face right. ;p
Good “TRY”. Give us a better one next year k.. hahaha ^o^
April 3rd, 2006 at 4:07 pm
Wahaha. That was funny. How I wish it was true. At least I might get a chance to use your jacuzzi or borrow your ferrari. Damn.
April 4th, 2006 at 1:55 am
I wish it was true too, June. Damn.
April 4th, 2006 at 12:16 pm
What’s similarity between reality and dream? There is no different, both begin from crazy imagination, isn’t it?
The question here is how to turn that imagination to reality.
April 4th, 2006 at 9:32 pm
My hearty congratulations – you are well worth it.
April 4th, 2006 at 9:34 pm
Haha thanks Matt…know any prospective buyers?
April 5th, 2006 at 8:16 pm
Huh. Only $30 million? Cheh…
February 16th, 2007 at 7:30 pm
你是中国人吗？你好
October 20th, 2008 at 2:27 pm
According to the trackback, someone seems to have taken this 2-year old April Fools’ joke really seriously.