I can finally talk about this really exciting deal we’ve closed! Life Coaches Blog has been sold for USD$30 mil! In cash! What this means for Life Coaches Blog is:

1) Since we’ve been paid up in cash, I’m going to be taking a very long vacation. After my Ferrari arrives. Yes, I don’t have a license, so what. I’m rich!

2) Our blog has also been optioned for a movie, to be released in 2008. Tom Cruise has already been signed to play me (yes, I’m a Chinese kid from Asia, while he’s not, but we do look a lot alike), and at the moment $300 mil has already been confirmed for the special effects scenes alone.

3) Merchandise! Watch out for our Life Coaches Action Figures coming to a store near you very soon.

Oooh boy! Lots of heartstopping good stuff coming right up, and I can’t wait! I feel giddy…time to go chill out in my new jacuzzi. Cya!

P.S. A little late, but I wanted to get in on the action. Belated April Fools